Of having the third a roommate. Lets see… Where do I begin? Lets start with the pros.
That’s about it. Lets get to the cons.
I don’t have my own room (i’m not tripping)
Stupid Sluts in my house who don’t know how to open a door
Depleted toilet tissue due to these stupid sluts and there bathroom habits
My House Smells Like weed
My Kitchen isn’t clean
worrying about sweating to death because someone jacks up the heat while everyone sleeps
noise complaints from BLASTING MUSIC throughout the night with speakers on the floor
BLUNT ASHES ON MY COMPUTER
UNWANTED DOWNLOADS ON MY COMPUTER
I can’t work on my writing without someone blasting music in the background for no apparent reason
worrying about my controllers missing because someone took it upon themselves to take my things without asking
worrying about where the flip my games are
random people in and out of the crib
random people drink all my MOTHER FLIPPING KOOL AID ( I DON’T LIKE IT WHEN PEOPLE MESS WITH MY KOOL AID)
I could keep this list going for the rest of the night but, I am sure someone out here feels my pain already. Don’t get me wrong, my roommate is a cool dude in all but, as far as being a ROOMMATE goes, he sucks more than a 500 dollar vacuum cleaner. I try to not mind things, but over time shyt builds up. I feel like he can become a cool roommate but, I personally don’t have the patient to wait for this transformation. I say this because, 2/3 of our roommate equation is on the same page and we are trying to move forward. We don’t have time to review, how to do the things your parents taught you to do since birth and 100 bucks more a month isn’t sounding that bad. It actually sounds inviting. We are all GROWN men. As a matter of fact, I’m pretty sure you are older than us. That fact alone makes me more inclined to get frustrated at your childish behavior. At this point I, don’t want to talk about how to fix it, I would much rather cut the snake at the head and put us both out of our misery. The way I see it is: We are moving out in a year anyway. When that happens, you are probably going to move back home anyway. Why Don’t we just give you a head-start?